n. monolithic structure designed to extend the working day by several hours. See also numbskull, latent and downright lazy.
Deadline
n. a unit of time, often historic (eg ‘last week’, ‘two hours ago’ etc) measured in weeks and months by normal people and nano-seconds by… read more
n. the sending and receiving of written messages by electronic means thus freeing people up from the tyranny of having to talk to each other,… read more
Largesse
n. the generous bestowal of funds in a magnanimous manner, enabling the creatives to be creative, the Big Idea to flourish and the Pack of… read more
Management
n. the art or act of giving enough information to start a job, but not enough to finish it. See also: teaboy.
Pack of PR
n. anything you like, everything you need or nothing at all. See also: The Big Idea.
Paranoia
n. a form of mental disorder aggravated by constant delusions that the gnome in the computer is picking only on you and that the unremitting,… read more
Alison Haynes
Alison Haynes: Client liaison, accounts, features. Beloved by management for smiling face and phrases like “we should tweet that” Favourite Occupation on a Sunday Morning:… read more
PR Budget
n. 1. Challenge issued by clients to account managers. 2. Fictitious sum of money. See also: Largesse, Reality Check.